Tetrarch Dammek Takes the High Ground!

'''Tetrarch Dammek Takes the High Ground! '''is the tenth of the original fifteen Scrat Fiction stories. It stars Tetrarch Dammek.

Plot
Dammek and Cheese Noodle are in the middle of a fight against Jesus Wan Kenobi and Obama Bin Laden. Dammek takes the high ground from Kenobi and exclaims that he has the high ground. However, Obama Bin Laden shoves off the high ground and into Cheese Noodle, forcing the latter into the lava below. Dammek pulled Cheese Noodle out of the lava and began eating his remains. He eats Cheese Noodle until he is full and returns to his hive.

Dammek returns to his hive to invite Xefros Tritoh over. Dammek changes into ordinary clothes while Xefros locates his hive. Xefros arrives to find Dammek's hive to be messy. Dammek commands Xefros to take a seat, which he does. Dammek almost continues to eat Cheese Noodle before realizing one of his limbs are cold. He offers Xefros the arm, which Xefros agrees to. Dammek puts the arm in the microwave. While the arm cooks, Xefros looks down and observes his lusus. Xefros also notices a pail and begins to panic thinking Dammek may be his pailmate.

Dammek returns the arm to Xefros after it has been cooked and hands it to Xefros, who drops it due to his mortification. Xefros then asks why there is a bucket. Dammek observes it and immediately keeps it out of sight. Xefros then declines eating the arm and declines any other food.

Dammek hears a knock on his door, believing something may have been delivered. He takes the box outside that was delivered to him and closes the door. He sat back down at the table to open the box, only to find that they contain a pair of Korean Shrek Crocs.

Trivia

 * At 10 pages long, it is tied with Where's the Febreeze? / Needle Beetle Pails Xefros Tritoh for the longest of the original fifteen Scrat Fic stories.
 * However, at the end of the story, Page 43 mourns the death of Cheese Noodle. It could be considered as being part of the story.
 * This also confirms Tetrarch Dammek Takes the High Ground! takes place on December 9, 2017.
 * This marks the first appearances of Tetrarch Dammek and Xefros Tritoh.
 * This also marks the only appearances of Jesus Wan Kenobi and Obama Bin Laden. Their current staus in the Scrat Fic universe is unknown.