Splat Tim and the Quest for Hot Pockets!

'''"Splat Tim And the quest for Hot Pockets!" '''is the first of the original fifteen stories in Scrat Fiction. The story features Splat Tim, who makes his only appearance until "Preparing for war!".

Plot
Splat Tim drives down the road in his tank to a store. While there, he asks for Hot Pockets. When he realizes there is none left, he throws a tantrum, gets back in his tank, and blows up the store.

He proceeds to head to the drug store in search of Hot Pockets. He asked the man at the counter for the Hot Pockets. The man at the counter, Bill Nye, says no but attempts to direct Splat Tim to anti-depressants before he is run over by Splat Tim's tank.

After some driving, Splat Tim finds a truck full of Hot Pockets, but three hooded figures (Jegus, Andrew The Tarb, and Sea Hitler) loading more into the truck. Jegus turned around and revealed himself to Splat Tim as the other two figures do the same a moment later. Splat TIm demands the Hot Pockets from them. When one of the figures (it is not stated who) replies "N0," Splat Tim run Juegus and Andrew The Tarb over. Sea Hitler panicked and threw a match into the truck and a box in which Jegus's soul could be transferred to. Sea Hitler sped away as Splat TIm was left with the Hot Pockets.

Trivia

 * This story marks the only appearances of Bill Nye and Andrew The Tarb, as both are killed by Splat Tim.
 * At only two pages (three if you count the cover), "Splat Tim And the quest for Hot Pockets" is tied for the shortest of the original fifteen Scrat Fic stories along with "Scrat And the curse of the Korean Shrek crocs!", "Lennie And the rabbit chase!", "Candy and the revenge of sea HItler!", "Garfielf And the satanic lasaga!", "John Legbert And the raiders of the lost pickle!", "The Blair Weegee Project!", "Scratswap", "Tinfoil Tavros and the Cheese Noodle sacrifice", and "Preparing for war!".
 * This means two thirds of the original Scrat Fics are only two pages long.